Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can' — Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
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Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?

— Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead
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