California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen
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