If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

— Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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