What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I susp — Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I susp — Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I susp — Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I susp — Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I susp — Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
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What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be ironic? I suspect that act was actually the result of his secret embarrassment of his hideous nose.

— Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
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