Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. — Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. — Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. — Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. — Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. — Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
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Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

— Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
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