you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
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you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

— Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night
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