I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
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I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

— Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event
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