You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you ou — Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

— Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
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