I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

— David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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