There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to — John Green, Looking for Alaska
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There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.This was not one of those times.

— John Green, Looking for Alaska
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