Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me. — Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
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Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me.

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