Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! — James Patterson
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! — James Patterson
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! — James Patterson
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! — James Patterson
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! — James Patterson
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Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

— James Patterson
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