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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
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