If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. — David Brent
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. — David Brent
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. — David Brent
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. — David Brent
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. — David Brent
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If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

— David Brent
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