My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

— Phyllis Diller
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