When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

— Rodney Dangerfield
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