There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

— Chris Rock
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