If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
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If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

— Rodney Dangerfield
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