It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or — Ted Kavanaugh
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It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or race simply by walking on a stage and uttering the words "I am a married man."

— Ted Kavanaugh
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