There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
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There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

— Red Skelton
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