Quotes by Red Skelton

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There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good." — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton