I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.

— Joan Rivers
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