The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

— Phyllis Diller
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What can you say when your husband says: 'You can't expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older." — Toni Anderson
Pushing fifty is exercise enough. — Anonymous
After thirty a body has a mind of its own. — Bette Midler
Of all the things I miss the thing I miss the most is my mind. — Lotus Weinstock
My health is good it's my age that's bad. — Roy Acuff
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. — George Burns
At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning? . . . Amazed! — Ludwig von Mises
Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true some wines improve with age. — Abigail Van Buren
He's so old his social security number is two digits. — Brian Morgan
Sometimes I feel that I'm not just aging . . . I'm decomposing. — Fletcher Anderson
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties. — Douglas Jerrold
A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life. — Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words