My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

— Robert Orben
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When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young. — Anonymous
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