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I’m sorry that I don’t like your tattoos.”I walked away. I walked back to him. “I mean that I don’t like tattoos, not just your tattoos. I like your skin, though.”I walked away.

— Daniel Zomparelli, Everything Is Awful and You're a Terrible Person
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