You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That — Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.

— Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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