It's not lying when you do it to officers! — Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
It's not lying when you do it to officers! — Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
It's not lying when you do it to officers! — Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
It's not lying when you do it to officers! — Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
It's not lying when you do it to officers! — Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
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It's not lying when you do it to officers!

— Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
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