How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 2 — Sara Marcus
How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 2 — Sara Marcus
How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 2 — Sara Marcus
How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 2 — Sara Marcus
How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 2 — Sara Marcus
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How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower for 20 minutes is paradise?

— Sara Marcus
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