All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Sup — Rachel Hawkins
Download Customize

All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom

— Rachel Hawkins
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
funny funny quotes rebel belle

More “Funny” Quotes

After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around. — Anne Stuart, The Devil's Waltz
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm — David Cross, I Drink for a Reason
The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. — Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls
Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne. — Daniel Waters, Generation Dead
That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain’t scored a triple. — Sarah Hall
Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in — Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons — Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich, Hero at Large
The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telli — David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it — Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation?Master of Stupidity: Men could make t — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me? — Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West