What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!

— Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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