So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Ju — Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Ju — Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Ju — Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Ju — Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Ju — Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
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So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

— Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies
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