Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer o — Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer o — Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer o — Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer o — Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer o — Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
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Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness. "Go to it," it said, "and good luck.

— Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
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