I'm too short to be strong! — Haley Schmeltzer
I'm too short to be strong! — Haley Schmeltzer
I'm too short to be strong! — Haley Schmeltzer
I'm too short to be strong! — Haley Schmeltzer
I'm too short to be strong! — Haley Schmeltzer
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I'm too short to be strong!

— Haley Schmeltzer
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