If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be — Chris Rock
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be — Chris Rock
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be — Chris Rock
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be — Chris Rock
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be — Chris Rock
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If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

— Chris Rock
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