Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you fo — Mary Kate
Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you fo — Mary Kate
Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you fo — Mary Kate
Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you fo — Mary Kate
Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you fo — Mary Kate
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Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you found yourself staring at five minutes ago. *gulp* So glad staring is still not illegal. Or, at least I'm glad for my own benefit.

— Mary Kate
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