I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but — Miranda Leek, Twisted!
I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but — Miranda Leek, Twisted!
I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but — Miranda Leek, Twisted!
I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but — Miranda Leek, Twisted!
I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but — Miranda Leek, Twisted!
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I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!” He demanded.“I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but I rise with the moon. I am a mere immortal soul that feasts on your fears and flesh.”“Why won’t you answer my question correctly!

— Miranda Leek, Twisted!
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