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Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
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Sports fans eat shit.

— George Carlin, Brain Droppings
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