The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or n — Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or n — Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or n — Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or n — Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or n — Joseph Heller
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The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.

— Joseph Heller
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