When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

— Woody Allen
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