Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with yo — George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
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Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with your dog, talk to it all the time.

— George Mikes, How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and Advanced Pupils
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