You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
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You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you're the greatest thing ever. This tells you something very important about dogs: They are not very bright.

— Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
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