Quotes by Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood

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At a national political convention, you have hundreds of people who consider themselves at least as important as the Sec — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
In the kitchen, I turn on a TV set that has hundreds of channels devoted to every conceivable subject including celebrit — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's groin,' 'stop humping — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example. — Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood