Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you — Michelle Franklin
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Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you can.

— Michelle Franklin
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