Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese
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Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.

— John Cleese
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