Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
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Sim sighed. "like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.

— Keith Gray, Ostrich Boys
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