Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a — Dorothy Parker
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Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a ham was huge—far more than two people could finish. Irma Rombauer mentions this line in her famous cookbook, The Joy of Cooking.

— Dorothy Parker
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