I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
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I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon!

— Carol Storm, Burning Innocence
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