If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:) — Melissa Mercer
Download Customize

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

— Melissa Mercer
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
humor humorous quotations humorous quotes

More “Humor” Quotes

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the na — Emma Chase, Sustained
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anyt — Victor Borge
Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Mo — Janet Evanovich, To the Nines
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? — Victor Borge
My dear fellow " Said Albert, turning to Franz " here is an admirable adventure; we will fill our carriage with pistols, — Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, — Wes Locher, Musings on Minutiae
I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world. — Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
It was exciting to be off on a journey she had looked forward to for months. Oddly, the billowing diesel fumes of the ai — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head — Patrick deWitt, The Sisters Brothers
And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will ex — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m — Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. — Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic