They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
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They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.

— Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
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