Quotes about Cynical humor

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I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side. — Criss Jami, Healology
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in. — Carl R White
Has anybody ever told you you’re a remarkably cynical person?”“I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka, Taken
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other — Jess C. Scott, Blind Leading Another
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back — Richard Belzer
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude sto — Brian Spellman
It seemed perverse to some, but for all their apparent militarism the Gzilt had remained peaceful over many millenia; it — Iain M. Banks, The Hydrogen Sonata
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or s — Paddy Chayefsky, Network [Screenplay]
I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell. — Fakeer Ishavardas
-Would you wish us to invest it for you?-No, I would like you to set up a trust for dumb animals.-What kind of dumb anim — Romain Gary, خداحافظ گاری کوپر
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is — Fakeer Ishavardas
Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?""The what?""The single congruent aspect of every known re — Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves
Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber — Tana French, The Trespasser
If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Althoug — M.A. George, Proximity
Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption. — Angela Elwell Hunt, Magdalene
It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant, Hum A Radiant Sickness
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up wh — Fakeer Ishavardas